for a few seconds Elise had the feeling that you, given all the circumstances drawn, actually not that was boring. Then the light goes green, the car drove off and the music died away slowly under the road noise. Elise stretched himself out the window and listened the last few notes, then it was over. The music was gone. Elise and suddenly realized what to do now essential. Awkward, they climbed onto the window ledge, dangling his legs and shoved his hands in front to the edge. She took one last look at the burning midday sun, before their eyes were dancing blue dots, they pushed forward one last time and fell out the window.
heard As she fell through the air down to the music again, they got louder and eventually was embraced by the music and Elise by blue dots. Then came the crash.
Elise The little panda was killed instantly by her as well. His owner yelled a considerable While, but stopped when she finally got a heart attack and died on the spot.
found after ten years, scientists the proceedings of this incident in a garbage can, eating on the lookout for something. The scientist has never been very successful, but he had occupied most of his life with the relationship between Beethoven and panda bears. As he perused the document, he realized that he knew absolutely nothing.
After several years and some more or less mindless theories he found out that pandas can be paralyzed by two things: heroin and Beethoven (obviously not by Beethoven himself, but by his music). This in turn forces them to send out waves of nervous to be saved. These waves are nervous by the human body but received but rarely interpreted correctly. As a result, the person develops the waves take a liking for peanut butter. Or, at worst, suicidal thoughts - to the execution of these.
His theory was in some places still somewhat incomplete. Why is the owner of the little panda bears died? Had it anything to do with the waves? With the music? By Elise? With the scorching midday heat? Now, after three years of detailed study of the researchers was ultimately mounted so annoying that he had decided, the owner simply a hysterical cow and prone to heart problems.
He won the Nobel Prize, donated to the local save-the-panda-organization, and died at the age of 92 years at the fatal familial insomnia. The files and documents of the incident, he took to his grave, and so we still do not know that Panda Bear, Beethoven, peanut butter and suicide incidents have actually nothing to do purely with each other.
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